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A member of the Canadian federal public service who is due to be cut, just like the one-cent piece.
Blogger one: 'Did you hear they're cutting the Canadian penny?'
Blogger two: 'Yeah, just like noone will miss them, noone will miss low-level workers in the public service.'
Blogger one: 'Yeah, Lewinsky and Tripp were 'peons,' but people noticed them, so I guess that's the difference between a 'peon' and a 'penny.'
Blogger two: 'They also had a stained-dress, though.'
Just like the Peruvian sweaty ball trick but with maple syrup.
She had low blood sugar so I saved her life using the Sweaty Canadian.
The white chunky seaman that come out of asian medic
Yetti got a big load of asian canadian gravy
When you wrap bacon around your penis and pour maple syrup on it and a broad sucks you off
Vinny; When i went to Canada for the first time i had some broad give me a Canadian Breakfast
Joe: Thats the most canadian thing i heard all day
when you pour maple syrup on her while you eat her out
I had an amazing Canadian Breakfast this morning with my wife
The Canadian Breakfast is a meal a Canadian consumes after hunting in a creek. It generally consists of a beaver's beaver, and a Nanaimo bar. Usually consumed with literal bog-water as a beverage to wash it down.
Oliver: Hey Benjamin, what'd you have for breakfast today?
Benjamin: I had a hearty Canadian breakfast...
Similar to Portuguese Breakfast, a Canadian Breakfast is the act of wrapping cooked and cooled bacon around a penis and followed up by a drizzle of maple syrup to be eaten by a couple.
Jane: How was your trip to Canada with your boyfriend?
Jessie: We had a blast. We thought there would be no better to end the trip than a Canadian Breakfast together.