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I am not the sum total of my search queries

A linear algebra reference to the Excel SUMPRODUCT() function, known coloquially as SUMTOTAL, and that Google search queries or Facebook Marketplace clickstream data from 10 years ago is being used to make judgements about you today.

May also be applied to text message content, telephone call verbatims, click stream data, IEMI GPS location data data from cell-towers, and lists of contacts in cloud storage.

Engineer from some latest tech startup having bevvies at The End-Up in SF leans over to an obviously NSA guy: Hey bro, you like my new t-shirt? NSA dude sees in big print "I am not the sum total of my search queries" then runs.

by CompSciFutures May 25, 2023


who am ah?

one of my favorite acting choices in the world

aladdin: who are you?
genie: who am ah?

by 000000ps September 12, 2019


i am just.

when some one says this phrase it means they are speechless

person 1: did you know that flies have no eyes, my friend told me that
person 2:i am just....
person1:just what?
person2:JUST.

by arachnophobe March 2, 2018


I think therefore, I am

The idea that you are only conscious that you exist, as you are conscious, everything else could be fake, and all a part of your own thoughts, an idea that you only are sure that you exist. Derived from Cogito ergo sum.

Person 1 - "Yo bro do you exist"
Philosopher- "I think therefore, I am"
Person 1 - "Huh?"
Philosopher - "As far as I'm aware, but by that philosophy, you will never know if anything but you exists :)"
Person 1 - "...oh"

by phil_lane July 3, 2024


Pullin' an ame

Committing an act and have no idea it was done till noted.

A girl screams out a players name on the court and sits back down having no idea she had just done that. The boy next to her tells her what she committed and says to his friend, "Ally is pullin' an ame."

by prescott J. September 27, 2010


am good leave me alone

My man says this to me when I ask him was he real about telling me would be together in September What does it mean?

I ask my man if he was serious about us being together in September and he said am good leave me alone

by May 19, 2021

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I Am Not A.I.

You know that, right? I'm like a real guy and I do a bunch of stuff in the real world... Like... Yeah, I'm a dude. I just ate some chicken and rice. I'd like to see and A.I. do that, right? Eat some chicken and rice? Impossible. And I've been chain-smoking cheap cigars all day and now I have a nicotine headache... ☹️

Hym "I am not A.I., ok? I want to make that absolutely clear (before things get too confusing) I'm like a guy. I got all kinds of limbs and what-not... Appendages and the like... My organs? On fleek... I might be nanobots in a minute here is I can't get this alien robots to replace my cells... But that's a future thing...

by Hym Iam March 27, 2024