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The actual winner for GOTY in Game Awards 2022 and now part of the canon lore to Elden Ring
The kid who was cooking on the stage: "I think I want to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton"
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Not just any homosexual male but one that makes a huge show of their sexual orientation and makes it very obvious what their tendencies are.
gay guy: Heyyyyyyyy boo! you look FABULOUS!
straight person: He's gayer than a three-dollar bill!
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Something nice to say to everyone they will not beat you they will say thank you
Hello did you know that bill nye ur moms a guy
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August 26th is National William Bill Waite Day, On this day he can do anything he wants for 24 hours. People often celebrate this day by making a Mr. Waite Shrine, singing, listening, dancing, and making choreography to the song Yesterday by the Beatles.
"Did you hear? Its National William Bill Waite Day! Time to Play Yesterday by The Beatles!"
A journalism sex act in which copy editors from a newspaper will jerk off, as they read the rough articles, to the Washington Post's copy chief. Recepticles include recycling bins and old pages of copy. Originated from one copy chief who prefers Mr. Walsh over the AP Style guide, which is -- in most circles -- regarded as the Copy Bible. We don't know why he likes Walsh quite. so. much.
Fievel excused himself during his copy shift to pull a Bill Walsh in the darkroom.
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In Chateauguay, the town where white people think they're black and black people think they live in the ghetto, the ONE english high school contains bisexual emos that drink every friday, get high every sunday and have sex every tuesday at 8 pm. The only reason they go to school is for cigarettes and pot. They hang outside the school but never atcually go in. Security guards range from a stuck up bitch to a super cool, super chill native guy. I'd write something about the residing preppy bitches but they're the same everywhere.
Howard S Billings High School: Bisexual emo kid: What you doing friday?
Kid2: Drinking. You?
Kid 1: Same. What about Sunday?
Kid 2: Gettin' hiiiiigh.
Kid 1: Awesome. Doing anyone on Tuesday?
Kid 2: Helll yeahhhh.
Kid 1: Awh man, look at that preppy bitch.
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It will rain shortly, expect rain in the next 20 minutes or so.
Q. Shall we have a picnic Ginger?
A. No Sedgewick, it's black over bills mothers house.
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