Angry Bird

While having doggy style with your wife/girlfriend, pull out and as quickly as humanly possible stick in her ass. Then scream i slept with your sister.

Angry Bird with your wife tonight, it's great fun!

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shit bird

George W. Bush.
Someone that has lost their flying status.
Someone that can but, does not fly.
Someone that doesn't have it together.

SHIT BIRDS D0N'T FLY !

Aeronautical Orders Number 87, dated 29 September 1972

"6. Verbal orders of the Comdr on 1 Aug 72 suspending 1stLt. GEORGE W. BUSH (redacted) ANGUS (Not on EAD), Tx ANG, HQ 147 Ftr Grp, Ellington AFB, Houston, Tx from flying status are confirmed, exigencies of the service having been such as to preclude the publication of competent written orders in advance. Reason for Suspension: Failure to accomplish annual medical examination. Off will comply with para 2-10, APH 35-13. Authority: para 2-29m, AFH 35-13."

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bird flu

The latest Republican fear mongering talking point. Primary aim: Scare Americans with talk of pandemic in order to change the subject from Scooter Libby's indictment, Supreme Court nomination failure, Bush's approval rating at 38%, GOP decision to cut senior drug benefits, Karl Rove still under investigation, etc., etc.

Actually that's not true, but not able to reason for yourself you assume that it is. This is a real threat and George bush isn't just saying that it is. See scientific america, world health orgization. As for the original post of this see: Fucktard,asshat and BITCH!

I thought the "bird flu" was republican scare mongering!(Dies)

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bird

bothered. used sarcastically, so if u said 'im canny bird' it would actually mean 'i really dont care'

bird
im bird
im canny bird
pretty bird like

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Bird

A person who is extremely emo

look at that bird with the blue hair

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speak bird

to speak bird is to speak hawaiian pidgin.
it comes from the word pidgin, which is pronounced as pigeon, which is a bird.

JIM:ho, bra! you like scrap wit me ah?

ME:dude. your from virginia. stop trying to speak bird.

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Bird Call

A really annoying noise that you make by putting your lips together and blowing air out, when one first learns how to do it, the noise does not sound like a bird, but when they master it the bird call can sound like a bird.

In the middle of class a kid made a bird call noise

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