A derogatory term for any random, sketchy bloke. Can also be pluralised to refer to a collection of sketchy rando’s.
Hey check out fucken brandon over there in the baking aisle, what do you reckon old mate's makin’ with all that whipped cream?
Bitches who fall for girls usually named Taylor, Ashleigh, Kaitlyn, Grace, Abby or Emma.
estas: look it’s brandon!
nana: omg is he falling for them again?
estas: oh no....
The whole Squid game cast who is also gay
Yo u see brandon in squid games
Yea which one
Brandon likes dudes
He's one of the most attractive guys you will ever meet, and he's nice sometimes; but he's usually a dick. You're going to fall in love with him really easily and he might act like he likes you, but then he'll go for your best friend. But you're still going to be friends with him because you still care about him and he still matters to you. But that doesn't mean you're not going to be mad that he led you on but went for your best friend. But you're gonna act like it doesn't bother you anymore because you don't want to start anything.
Brandon: *Kisses you acting like he likes you.*
Brandon: *Tells you he won't like your best friend*
A few months later
Brandon: "So I like her, a lot more than I usually like anyone."
best at every game and beat cartii 20-0 on block striie and gets sloppy toppy by angel
brandon' beat cartii 20-0 on block strike
The most unfunny piece of shit you'll ever meet. Brandon is the worst fucking person you will ever meet and if you name your kid this, you should be ashamed of your existence.
Guy 1: "Bro is that Brandon?"
Guy 2: "I hope he gets hit by a bus."