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Thin Female model from the Great White North (Canada)
Caitlyn was a Canadian Clothes Hanger from Montreal.
A bowel movement while sledding in which the accumulation of snow cleans your cleans your brown eye.
I ate 3 crunch wraps before sledding, but don’t worry... it was a Canadian Mudslide.
When you wrap bacon around your penis and pour maple syrup on it and a broad sucks you off
Vinny; When i went to Canada for the first time i had some broad give me a Canadian Breakfast
Joe: Thats the most canadian thing i heard all day
when you pour maple syrup on her while you eat her out
I had an amazing Canadian Breakfast this morning with my wife
The Canadian Breakfast is a meal a Canadian consumes after hunting in a creek. It generally consists of a beaver's beaver, and a Nanaimo bar. Usually consumed with literal bog-water as a beverage to wash it down.
Oliver: Hey Benjamin, what'd you have for breakfast today?
Benjamin: I had a hearty Canadian breakfast...
Similar to Portuguese Breakfast, a Canadian Breakfast is the act of wrapping cooked and cooled bacon around a penis and followed up by a drizzle of maple syrup to be eaten by a couple.
Jane: How was your trip to Canada with your boyfriend?
Jessie: We had a blast. We thought there would be no better to end the trip than a Canadian Breakfast together.
Canadian #1:"Yo hoser wanna go get me some Canadian Testicles from Timmies?"
Canadian #2: "Sure, is chocolate glaze ok?"
Canadian #1: "Sorry but i prefer honey cruller"
Canadian #2: "Oh its no problem. Sorry I even had to ask."