Cat Speak

When you talk like a LOL cat.

Drew: I can haz cheezburger?

Dana: Only if you promise not to use Cat Speak around me ever again.

splicing the cat

term used for female masturbation

I was splicing the cat last night after watching 50 Shades of Grey

cat person

-cats eat better than they do -calls cats their children -refuses to move if a cat is sleeping even remotely close to them -lowkey despises dog people -feeds stray cats even though they know they shouldn't

dog person: cats are literally the spawn of satan what is wrong with you?
cat person: go away you cum guzzling twat.

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cat-timing

At the moment you decide to get off the couch your cat decides to jump on you for cuddles thus making it impossible to leave.

You: "I cannot ignore the call of nature any longer, I suppose I'll get off the couch and indulge in a little urinary expulsion."

cat-timing:

Cat: "meow" (aka "cuddles plz!")

cat pervert

when your neighbor's cat is in your yard, that makes you a cat pervert

shoo my cat out of your yard, you cat pervert

cat romba

a cat riding a romba

cat romba for life

cat geesus

a smol cat who gets shook and sleep alot. he is a precious bean

Kaori: omg kokichi your cat is so cute

Kokichi: ikr cat geesus is amazing