Head-cheese

The residual ejaculate gathered under the foreskin of the penis before the guy has a chance to shower or clean it away or residual ejaculate left behind by a man whose hygeine habits aren't good, maybe hours or days old.

Oh MAN! I ain't suckin' that sleazy thing baby! Y'all got some old head-cheese left under there!

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Peng Cheese

A statement used when describing an attractive member of the opposite/same sex.

Andy Tait: Check that gash over there, she peng cheese!

Stanny Bizzle: Tru dat

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Sprinkle Cheese

An Ebonic term for Parmesian Cheese. Likely refers to the fact that one sprinkles it on their pizza.

Pizza Dude: That'll be $10 for your pizza, sir.
Tyrone: Did you put the sprinkle cheese in there?
Pizza Dude: I'm sorry?
Pizza Girl: The Parmesian cheese, Dude, he wants Parmesian cheese.
Tyrone: Yeah, yeah... Sprinkle Cheese.

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knob cheese

Knob cheese is then dairy product produced on a penis.
Note: this cheese is not from cows

Cameron: Hey man wassup

Dave Mustaine: Under my foreskin lays a large deposit of knob cheese.

Cameron: Indeed

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Steak and Cheese

Steve Gogos' favorite thing to do during sex

Steve wtf your disgusting. Did u just do a steak and cheese?

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Big Cheese

Person who works within 4 glass walls, mostly in charge of managing the mucky mucks.

I am the almighty big cheese. Get me my septor.

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cheese pants

The event of unexpected ejaculation in ones pants, through extreame excitement to outside stimuli.

After walking up to the brand new Ferrari, Alex proceded to make himself a pair of cheese pants. However, this was nothing compaired to the cheese pants that Kurtis made after seeing the head cheerleader flash him.

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