When two men touch the heads of there penis while a third man jerks them off simultaneously
Jim and john touched dick tips while bobs jerked them off while looking like a chinese finger trap
Male masturbation technique. Where one reaches behind their knee and grasps the penile shaft with thumb facing toward the body rather than away from the body, as per classical technique. Resulting in the crook of ones elbow cradled in the crook of ones knee and stroking in a 'backhand' motion.
"Brah, I did me some chinese backhand last night, it was magical"
when a man ties 10 Fireworks to his genitals and sets them off
Keven Pirera loves to throw his nuts a Chinese new year
Its where you power-stroke, but just with the first 3 inches.
John "Hey did you hook up with that girl last night?"
Will "Yea. I showed her my chinese typewriter."
The act of dipping a mans balls in a soup then proceeding to lick and bite his testicular sack.
Amanda: Hello my dear sir, would you like to perform the Chinese Dumpling with me?
Clarence: “Yes.”
Wen Zhang, the one and only aircraft carrier
Got carried by Chinese Chadney in advanced math again
A mysterious virus found in chinese females boxes. In 2021 a man became infected with the Chinese Box Flu, infected all of america and killed everyone
YOOOO BRO DID YOU HEAR ABOUT REY? HE WAS PATIENT ZERO OF THE CHINESE BOX THEORY