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Reverse Chinese Finger Trap

When you take a long, double sided barbed sounding rod and and shove it down both you and a friend’s urethra at the same time. You then both attempt to pull the rod out of your dicks leading to a mixture of intense pain and pleasure. The orgasm that follows consists of semen and blood and resembles mayochup.

Evan: Are you down to lick some dog nuts today?
John: No, fuck you Evan. Me and Tim are going to reverse chinese finger trap.

by Fat Lorenzo March 24, 2023


chinese dump

When you've gotta take a crap so bad your eyes are squinting.

Aw man, this chinese dump is gonna be bad.

by Steve 999999 April 14, 2017


chinese labrador

Chinese labrador;a cat.

Chinese labradors are small.

by jerry dow April 17, 2019


Chinese Rapunzel

Long armpit hair on a woman, especially of Chinese descent.

Mei was wearing a tank top at school today and so I could see her long armpit hair. Talk about a bad case of Chinese Rapunzel.

by Naddy Quasar May 20, 2011


chinese mafia

a gang of people, example ben mackeen

oh lord its ben mackeen in the chinese mafia

by naked ghandi January 2, 2023


chinese hospital

noun, a collection of broken electronics and a other gadgets, intended to be fixed, but rarely actually fixed. A kind of DIY procrastination pile.

-"Did you fix that TV yet?"
-"No, it's still just sitting in the chinese hospital next to my workbench."

by ReluctantMagnet April 13, 2016


Chinese Dust

Dry hacking cough from smoking weed. The worst dry ones!!!

Or

90 year old chinese guy cum

Dude, I just sucked on chinese dust!!! (Hack hack, cough cough) .

by Monarchballz March 10, 2024