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When you get your dick stuck in another guys foreskin like a Chinese finger trap.
Bro I was pulling so hard and my dick was stuck in the Chinese dick trap. I had to push in to him to get it out.
A phrase that is often used when Becky forgets that every single thing that is Asian is Chinese. Most of the time it means that becky either dumb or racist.
*person1 is peacefully eating sushi*
*Becky walks in*
Person1: Oh hi Becky, do you want some sushi?
Becky: Ew no I don't want ur Chinese stuff
person1:
the dog:
the cat:
the sushi:
weebs:
k-pop fans:
asians:
*God comes down from heaven*
God: NO IT'S NOT CHINESE BECKY!
When you take a long, double sided barbed sounding rod and and shove it down both you and a friend’s urethra at the same time. You then both attempt to pull the rod out of your dicks leading to a mixture of intense pain and pleasure. The orgasm that follows consists of semen and blood and resembles mayochup.
Evan: Are you down to lick some dog nuts today?
John: No, fuck you Evan. Me and Tim are going to reverse chinese finger trap.
When you've gotta take a crap so bad your eyes are squinting.
Aw man, this chinese dump is gonna be bad.
Its where you power-stroke, but just with the first 3 inches.
John "Hey did you hook up with that girl last night?"
Will "Yea. I showed her my chinese typewriter."
The act of dipping a mans balls in a soup then proceeding to lick and bite his testicular sack.
Amanda: Hello my dear sir, would you like to perform the Chinese Dumpling with me?
Clarence: “Yes.”
Chinese Teacher is a game played by a large group (this game gets kinky so make sure there arent any kids around). The first person whispers a question to the player on their right, the person then answers the question by saying another players name. The players whos name was called would then put up a finger. This continues all the way around the circle. Once everyone has asked a question and answered one, everyone reveals their question and refreshes the group on who they picked. This game can be played for many rounds and can be a dirty or clean as one would want.
Player 1: *whispering to player to the right* "who do you think would be the first to become a stripper?"
Player 2: *out loud* "Tina put up a finger
*(Continues around circle)*
After that...
Player 1: *to group* "my question was who do you think would be the first to become a stripper? And (player2) said Tina."
*(Also continues around circle with everyones questions and answers)*
"Lets play chinese teacher everyone!!!!"