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chinese hiney

An ass that squints.

Baldy: Billy must really have to take a shit, his ass cheeks are squinting.

Joe: yeah man, he has a chinese hiney.

by Kydog54 August 31, 2015


politically Chinese

Term used by Hongkonger/Taiwanese/whomever finds it applicable, to answer the question "Are you Chinese?" or its variants asked by Westerners in hope of preventing unnecessary misunderstandings and ultimately the heat death of the universe.

American : "Hey man nice to meet ya, you Japanese Korean or Chinese?"

Hongkonger : "I am politically Chinese."

American : "Bruh what?"

HongKonger : "Basically I can read, write, and speak Chinese, like Chinese food, enjoy most types of Chinese art, but detest the bullshit dished out by the CCP nowadays to the point I generally don't want to call myself Chinese even though doing so would be politically correct hence the name. However I am pretty certain if I answered that I am a Hongkonger you are going to ask "So are you Chinese or not?" "Can you speak Chinese or not?" anyways, and create a paradox that is going to rip through time and space, accelerating particles to beyond the speed of light and resulting in immediate heat death of the universe."

American : "Bruh what"

by Little pink July 11, 2021


Chinese hot fudge popsicle

When you apply cat shit to your dong and then proceed to have a girl give you a blow job

I gave Kathy the Chinese hot fudge popsicle last night

by Mmmmm scrumptious July 25, 2019


Chinese Snorlax

1. A Chinese version of the Pokémon Snorlax.

2. A typical obese Chinese person that can easily resemble a Snorlax.

1. Person A: I just caught a Chinese Snorlax.
Person B: What is a Chinese Snorlax?
Person A: It’s just Snorlax from the Chinese language version of the game Pokémon Leaf Green.

2. Student A: This obese Chinese guy kept talking about ordering food after class even though he has a homework assignment due three hours from now.
Student B: Wow!! Chinese Snorlax!

by Redfire52 December 17, 2023


Chinese Snorlax

1. A Pokémon from the Chinese-language version of Pokémon Leaf Green version.

2. A Chinese person that’s obese.

1. Person A: I just caught a Chinese Snorlax.
Person B: How did you catch a Chinese Snorlax?
Person A: I play the Chinese version of Pokémon Leaf Green version for the Gameboy Advance.

2. Person A: There’s this Chinese person that eats a lot and he also kept complaining it’s too far for him to walk to class. He’s also very big. He’s obese. He has to go to the Big & Tall section in JCPenney to buy his clothes.

Person B: Wow! Chinese Snorlax.

by Redfire52 December 18, 2023


Chinese Turnpike

Financial slang. Worthless shares in a non -existent company

"We'll sell this mug shares in Chinese turnpikes. "

by Jersey Andy. February 9, 2016


chinese nakasaka

To put your foot on some ones balls and pull on there legs as hard as you can.

take this bitch :chinese nakasaka:

by hollygrailofftesticles May 1, 2012