Someone who, being endowed with an unusually small penis, behaves in a boisterous or inflammatory nature so as to suggest they likely have a fragile ego and an unsatisfactory love life.
Russian President Vladimir Putin is such a chode.
MJ: “Adrian has a small chode”
Josh: “I know it’s like tiny but thick like a door knob”
when his pickle has no length, only width.
she asks.. "how many inches are you?"
his response, "I may not be able to touch the bottom of a can, but i sure can bust the sides! It's the chode life for me baby girl!"
Chode
Noun/Adjective
The small area of skin between the anus and the genitalia.
A particularly obnoxious person.
Paul, could you shave my chode, i have a hot date tonight.
Shut up Paul, you're such a chode.
A chode is a penis that is large in girth rather then length.
For Example: the large black man pounded the old lady with crippling depression then turkey slapped her with his thick chode.