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when someone says some dumb shi
nigga a:"ain't that like your 5th piece of chicken"
nigga b:"no 3rd, chops"
*proceeds to "chop" nigga a on the back of the neck*
Slang for chopper, choppa, and Draco.
These nicknames all belong to an sub (Shortened) ak-47
(assault rifle).
NONCEY CHOPS SOMEONE WHO HAS THE LOOK OF A NONSE
Boris Johnson looks like a real nonsey chops
A word for extreme or first degree gurning.
Brendan: Ian I think these garies are too strong, I'm gurning a lot.
Ian: glad you're having fun, I'm not as bad as you I hope!
Nicola: I. Hope you aren't planning on wonky chopping all day!
By Nicola
When you do the traditional run up to your buddy and while making a karate hand and jam it up between there legs in a reverse karate chop.
Effectively chopping their nuts hence the name squirrel chop
*runs up to buddy*
*Performs squirrel chop*
"Squirrel chop!!!"
You must say this to distract from how weird it is that you just put your hand anywhere near your buddies private parts. Also...don't make eye contact.
Just like below except with an opened hand. 👋
When you're hitting it from the back so hard it sounds like you're chopping wood.
Guy one: "Man what the fuck! Was some asshole chopping down a tree in our yard last night?"
Guy two: "No bro, that was me hitting my girl from the back son. That's what it sounds like when you chop that seat."
Ching Chong Chode Chop is a common game, also refered too as "homies test" and "slamajamahama meat mopping."
Two male contestants (refered to as the Holy Subjects), a male Host (refered to as the Nibba Lord), two females (refered to as the Pussy Prospectors) and at least 3 audience members.
The game is played as followed:
The Nibba Lord will ask a common sense question. The Holy Subjects must answer within 2 seconds, and if a Subject fails to answer correctly or takes too long, the game is brought into phase 2.
In phase two, both Holy Subjects must run towards their assigned Pussy Prospector, declothe them and perform sexual intercourse as fast as possible to the point of ejaculation. The last one to have an orgasm will be brought to the Balls of Shame.
In the Balls of Shame, the losing Holy Subject and a random audience member will be brought up to the stage. The Subject will then have his penis cut off. The dismembered genitals will be inserted deep in the anus of the audience member. The audience member will have to perform oral sex with a random Pussy Prospector while roped to the ceiling and shaken around. The audience member has to orgasm before the dismembered penis falls out of their anus. If they succeed, then they get to leave. If they lose, they are shot and killed on the spot.
Sam: hey man i played Ching Chong Chode Chop last night and i cummed in that bitch so hard my penis cut itself off
Fredrick: i want to become trans and be a Pussy Prospector