Felony Cute is an expression I coined meaning so unbearably and overwhelmingly cute that it should be a crime for a dog or cat to have that much power over us. I mean, you know, making us get a goofy grin on our face, get weak in the knees, and talk baby talk.
The little Golden Retriever puppy was not just cute; I mean after all, they all are. He was *felony cute* making me have a big goofy grin, weakening my knees, and forcing a stream of baby talk from my mouth. It should be a serious crime, perhaps even a felony, for a cute puppy to render me helpless.
Felony Cute is an expression I coined meaning so unbearably and overwhelmingly cute that it should be a crime for a dog or cat to have that much power over us. I mean, you know, making us get a goofy grin on our face, get weak in the knees, and talk baby talk.
The little Golden Retriever puppy was not just cute; I mean after all, they all are. He was *felony cute* making me have a big goofy grin, weakening my knees, and forcing a stream of baby talk from my mouth. It should be a serious crime, perhaps even a felony, for a cute puppy to render me helpless.
Cuteness Overload means that their shocked or just something to say when they dont know what to say in shock mostly used in tiktok in the summer.
Most known words mostly meaning Cuteness overload, oh!, what?, wtf??
i just murdered 10 children.
Cuteness overload!! (wtf..)
1👍 1👎
beta!!! <3
person 1: cute white doesn’t exist!
person 2: shut the fuck up you fucking loser yes they do and it’s beta!
Leading scientists all agree that the latest research is conclusive, the evidence is in and the answer is clear: Eloise E is the cutest cutie that ever cuted.
Eloise is indisputably the cutest cutie that ever cuted.
Some ugly kid with a birds nest for hair
Mercy: I think you need your eyes checked, and the correct terminology is a really cute dork
Cute as frogs
The most amazing, friendly, nicest, awesome, coolest and swagilicious human on this planet.
Use it as PERSON1: “omg, do you know the most amazing human in this universe?” PERSON2: “yes i do, it’s cute as frogs!”