A northern London penis who does fuck all but brake his toe and make racist images of Ian Wright.
Person1: Hey David
David Laing: Yes?
Person1: You're a dickhole!
A person who loves music and also very smart the person with this name is attractiv and charming, girls always have a look at them, basically have a romantic smile at his face
Hay look at his dance nad the way he smiles
Hay he is David Sam
Josiah David is a really cool guy who loves to draw and read, he enjoys spending his weekend talking with his friends and eating McDonald's, he cares for his friends and is very nice, he likes to talk to this dude named James, he also likes to talk to his 3rd fav friend names Kat, overall Josiah David is a really cool guy
James: who's that dude
Kat: THAT'S JOSIAH DAVID
Did you see disco David’s dance in labyrinth? What an icon.
The fattest and shortest white man you'll ever see. He has a hitler cut and tries to act cool. He plays basketball but is absolutely shit and airballs every shot he makes.
David Rossi makes the best spaghetti, I want him to cook of me!.
Person 1: see him? He cooks awesome spaghetti
Person 2: He's totally a David Rossi!
the most beautiful man to ever come out of scotland. saves pens and shags yer mothers. he is the national treasure of the scottish nation and is an absolute icon. he took the whole of scotland in his hands and shat on serbia.
na na na na na na na na na na na david marshall.