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when you are in a room inside a house with the lights on, one cannot see outside however those outside can see in.
-Night is the perfect time to stalk people inside their homes for Allen's Rule of Light and Dark allows you to see in, and they not be able to see you
- Allen's Rule of Light and Dark sucks because i cannot see if anyone is looking at me from outside. I must turn the lights off to see outside
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Dark Souls Boss Music- Its the song that plays when something sudden happens or if something when from zero to 1000 real fucking quick
Steve: hey hector did you study for the test
*Dark Souls Boss Music*
Hector: w..w..what test
It's actually exactly what it sounds like. A tuna salad sandwich on dark bread.
Can't wait to get one of those tuna salad on sweet dark sammiches today for lunch.
An otherworldly pan dimensional being of such infinite prowess that they have mastered all known aspects of the metaphysical consciousness altering sexless void, known as the friend zone. He has shattered all pre conceived notions of barriers, limits and rational ability considering all relations, religions and retaliations concerning the female sex; or sex at all.
Dark Lord of the Friend Zone: Wanna go to Comic-Con?
Girl: OMG YES! Can we share a room, im strapped for cash
DL: Uh yea sure
Girl: If we share a bed, that can drive the price further down
DL: That sounds great!
Girl: OMG I cant wait to meet some hot nerds!
FRIEND ZONED
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When you go for a side and charlie murphy comes at yo ass with a front and security must be called. When they arrive the tables have turned darkness.
The tables have turned darkness!
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What white people call black people that cook well.
derived from Chef boy-R-D
a girl in my office cooked fish in the picnic area and was nick named "chef boy are you dark".
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A Popular video on youtube starring TVmaxwell as Batman. As of 10/14/09 the video has reached 100,000 views and is expected to double within the month.
"Dude have you seen the dark knight kills christmas"?
"yes its hilarious"!!
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