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A complex sex move involving 2 well timed donkey punches and excessive ejaculation. After having intercourse, pull out and ejaculate all over your partner's face. Then give them 2 donkey punches, one in each eye. If successful, your partner should have a white face and 2 black eyes, like the thieves in the movie "Dead Presidents"
Daniel Radcliffe gave Joe Jonas a Dead Presidents, Daniel is not in jail getting flaming Dragons from his cellmate Bubba. And liking it.
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The band that put 250,000 people to sleep at Woodstock in 1969.
John Fogerty in a Rolling Stone interview: "Creedence had to follow the Grateful Dead. I was like, 'Great, we get to follow the band that just put 250,000 people to sleep. I remember seeing one guy a quarter mile away from the stage with a lighter yelling, 'We're with you, John' so I played our set for that guy."
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A remake of a sequel or a sequel to a remake. Night of the living dead was remade in the 90's. If I'm correct OJ simpson was in it.
Hey, Ving Rhames is in it!
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Usually used by white girls who "just can't take it anymore Becky"
Susan-(fails a math test) "uh no"
Still Susan- " I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive but I'm dead
Susan once again- (high-pitched girl screams)
Starbucks around America die in horrible painfully slow deaths.
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A family which is dead. no further said
John: I have a sporty family!
Jane: I have a smart family!
Jessica Disappointment: I have a dead family.
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5,2 suited or not, one of the most powerful starting hands in Texas Hold 'em. It's been busting KK and AA for ages yet few know it's mind-boggling power.
Oh man, you busted the Sik with the DL? Awesome.
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When giving oral sexual favors and falling asleep with the penis in your mouth.
Gurl, I was so tired after being railed by that gentleman that when I went to put his dick in my mouth, i was suddenly dead heading him.
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