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Front Door Karma

Karma received before you’ve done the action to get what you had coming.

Somebody stole my wallet right before I was on my way to steal a car, typical case of front door karma.

by Mclovin0417 February 22, 2019


Asshole next door

The neighbor you try to get to compromise with you all the time, and call it domesticating them.

I see why that guy never married, he'd be the asshole next door if there weren't any other houses nearby. Kansas might be somewhere he would fit in, with nobody else around to fit in with.

by Solid Mantis March 25, 2021


Asshole next door

The asshole neighbor you get when you try to turn an asshole into a boy next door.

A few people tried to tame the guy like he was a playful dog or a racehorse, but he didn't have the same kind of relationship even some of the more unruly, wilder horses had with people. The more they tried (to tame, overcome, or change him), the more they met the asshole next door.

by Solid Mantis May 17, 2020


Asshole next door

The asshole neighbor you get when you try to turn an asshole into a boy next door.

A few people tried to tame the guy like he was a playful dog or a racehorse, but he didn't have the same kind of relationship even some of the more unruly, wilder horses had with people. The more they tried, the more they met the asshole next door.

by Solid Mantis May 17, 2020


Behind every door there is another bail of hay

There is another opportunity out there.

Take a chance.

Similar to there are plenty of other fish in the sea.

John: I don't like my job.

Mary: Behind every door there is another bail of hay.

by jak8012 July 24, 2018


leave! the door.

something you say when someone not important says something or just their presence is near.

person not important - hey gu-
everyone else - leave! the door.

by hmmmm...🤣 June 11, 2019


leave! the door

telling someone to leave or get out, the door indicating walk out the door.

someone irrelevant: *walks in*
samantha: leave! the door *points to door*

by hmmmm...🤣 June 11, 2019