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Puddle that has evaporated and left a stain
I stepped on a dry puddle
When a person cuts and handles spicey peppers and then jerks off a guy.
Susie gave me a jalapeño spicey dry rub last night and I can't stop the burning!
When she(or he) attempts to deep throat but has severe cotton mouth or inadequate amounts of saliva and things don't go very well.
"OMG last night I was so dehydrated from drinking that I ended up just dry throating his cock"
Also called dry humping, it's miming the act of intercourse with clothes on.
Did Flynn hook up last night?
Yeah, but it was dry style.
Classic Flynn!
Social media is crustier than the hairs on my dry butt hole
When you’re forced to jerk off without the aid of lubrication due to the lack of amenities in a cheap hotel while traveling.
After staring at the hot stewardess for three hours on my flight today I had to rub one out with no delay. My cheap hotel had no lubrication so I had to perform a Memphis Dry Rub just to release the poison. Fortunately there was a 7-11 nearby, so round two was much more pleasant.
A male masturbation technique where you use open hands either on the top and bottom or each side of the shaft to vigorously more back and forth like how towelling off a dog to dry it after you wash them.
James has been “drying the dog” cause he has stitches in his thumb and can’t grip it with an orthodox grip…