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"Emo sucks" is a statement of fact in the same sense as "oxygen is good for breathing." "Emo sucks" is now the modern version of "disco sucks," with the all-important distinction being that enjoying disco in the nostalgic, silly sense is fun, but emo will never be cool.
Teacher: "Class, can somebody give me an example of indisputable fact?"
Student: "Emo sucks!"
Teacher: "A Plus!"
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a very dark and depressing burger WITH NO CONDIMENTS
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When part of an emo kids face doesn't get tan because they've been in the sun all day with hair covering a quarter of their face.
Yeah, so that guy was pretty cute... But, when I talked to him, he flipped his hair back and totally had an emo tan. Grodie!
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Bodily waste of varying color, shape, texture, and degree of pain may vary depending on what was eaten. The odor, however, is very specific. If the waste is removed from the body in a bathroom, the smell will stay in that room for about 3-7 days. If the door is closed, the smell will still pollute the whole house. If a person comes near a whiff of the stench; gagging, vomit, and fainting is very common. Sometimes, it is thought that a person missed the toilet and the bodily waste landed on a wall or floor, where no one is able to see, and that is why the room reeks with the horrendous fragrance.
"I think an Emo Poop just formed in my lungs"
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Emo wannabes will want to act like they're the real thing,which of course, they're not. The emo-girl wannabes will like to go to 'Claires' and 'Ardene' and buy damn cheap skull necklaces and emo-stripe gloves. They think just because they try to dress like the real emos they think they're a part of it. And HEY, those boneheads will do anything to be LIKE an emo but they never will understand what it is. If another emo tries to strike up a conversation to test them, they'll give a lame excuse and get out of it. They'll dye their hair, go to freaking Hot Topic, all those. But hello, those airheads know NOTHING about the emo culture.
emo kid:I saw you in Hot Topic yesterday.
emo wannabe:Yeah! I got these awesome skull t-shirts and stuff!HEEHEE!
emo kid: Why.
emo wannabe:Cuz I'm like a emo! And everyone knows emos lyke bands lyke Metro Station and stuff lyke thaaat!
emo kid: (fuck off)
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the fact that the subject is shockingly noticeably or evidently, obviously and glaringly emo
Declan is so flagrantly emo that people just take it for granted
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When emo chicks take pictures of them selves by holding their cameras high and to the side looking down at them. Conventions include fake tears, messages/drawings on hands, leaning against walls/mirrors, looking generally sad/cute depending on who the it is. This can also be achieved through the use of a reflection in a mirror, and pictures can be taken with digital cameras, camera phones, or if your particularly "hardXcore", an SLR cam too.
Emo A: Hey, do you want me to take a picture of you?
Emo B: No it's okay, I'll take it myself, from the emo angle.
Emo A: Cool should I draw a little heart on your face?
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