Working the pommel horse

When a cat is in the process of cleaning/licking her own ass with at least one back leg/paw diagonally in the air(can also be 2 back legs)...AND at least one, but better with two front paws on the ground rendering the illusion of the cat working an olympic pommel horse.

I looked over my shoulder to see what that smacking sound was....staring back at me was my cat....caught red-handed working the pommel horse.

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el horse tornado

A Hispanic mom describing a merry-go-round

So it's a merry go round

I took the kids to the El Horse Tornado today!

I'm so excited to go to the El Horse Tornado!

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calm your horses

What tyler says

Miranda: "Im so worried! im not gonna finish this project! AHH!!"
Tyler: "CALM YOUR HORSES

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Horse Head in the Bed

When a woman stuffs her ponytails into her mouth and then gives oral to a dude.

Katie's hair is full of jiz because she just gave Jeff a Horse Head in the Bed.

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Big Horse Fine

Horse Fine Is A Black Girl Who Is EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE. She Has All The Right Elements: Fat Ass Big Titties and A Fine Ass Face .

Toccara Jones Is BIG HORSE FINE.

"The Girl In The Pink Is Cute"
"But Do You See That Girl In The Red Dude? She Is BIG HORSE FINE"

Ex. Beyonce Is Not Horse Fine.

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Ride the white horse

Slang in Korea referring to sex with a white woman

Jihoon: man I would love to ride the white horse.
Kim: me too

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Horse Nipple

Synonomous with Bad Ass Mother Fucker, see BAMF.

Came up with the definition for Chocahol, nice going, asshole, you scarred my kids for life.

"Horse Nipple can eat a brick if it's made by Frito Lay."

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