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An alert said by people to tell that someone likes or is attracted to someone, but they don't like them back.
Kate: "I like... Cody."
Ana: "CRUSH ALERT!".
*Everyone gasps*
This is the day you can kiss your crush and not have any regrets. This is on March 8th.
James: can I lips you
Mariah: erm why
James: cuz it’s Kisss your crush day
When you are in a zoom and someone catches your attention and becomes a source of infatuation. This is usually accompanied by blowing up their square so you can gaze lovingly at them during meetings.
He's my square crush.
A day where you ask your crush out on July 25th
Alex: Hey, isnt it July 25th?
Karen: Yeah it is, why?
Alex: Well its Ask your crush out day 3, will you go out with me?
When his balls are under his leg and his partner tries to climb over him but slips and lands their leg on top go his, crushing his balls.
I was trying to shimmy over my man last night but slipped and gave him a third party crushing.
When you go to court for having a crush. If you're guilty you have a crush, if you're innocent you don't. Evidence such as photos video or audio recording can also be used against the suspect.
Person 1: I just got sent to crush court!
Person 2: How'd it go?
Person 1: Horrible, I was guilty and there was even evidence!
Person 2: Good luck showing your face to your crush tomorrow.