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When you date Irish men and they have small dicks. Aka carrot dicks. It’s a curse. Probably a curse from the English. Can be associated with ginger Irish men but can be all Irish men.
I met this great guy but he is an Irish ginger. He’s been hit with…. The curse of the Irish Carrot. His dick is small and I don’t feel much. I’m devastated.
Drinking a lot of whiskey before or during a sauna session. The change between hot and cold temperatures during a sauna session activates the circulation and thus leads allegedly to a faster alcohol metabolization. Practitioners of Irish Wellness have reported that the practice lets them experience the positive effects of alcohol consumption and alleviates the much dreaded adverse effects, i. e. the hangover.
"Sam's a two pints man, how can he drink half a bottle of whiskey without getting a headache?" - "He likes to brag, but the truth is he just does that during Irish Wellness"
How your toilet looks after eating lucky charms
Bro who left an Irish forest in the target bathroom?
*looking at a bowl of cold mashed potatoes in anticipation*
“Yum! Irish Ice Cream.”
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Putting your unwashed fingers into a friend's beer when they are not looking. Especially after coming from the toilet.
You remember the time I gave Seamus a good ol' Irish handshake in the pub?
placing your child in between the mattress and the box spring for safe keeping
Sheila, will I see you at the pub this Saturday? If you're in a pinch, you can utilize the Irish Babysitter.
You bang a chick on her period and finish in her throat.
Hey bro, I gave her the "Irish cherry bomb" last night. I didn't know she was bleeding until we started banging and she wanted to swallow it all.