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A place where you don’t even know if it’s real or not for being in central Jersey and you will find so many white boys trying to be hood or gang. The school cares more about dress code than the boys bathroom who smells like acid with shit. You can’t even talk shit in portuguese or Spanish because everyone understands.
“South River New Jersey is not even real, it’s central Jersey”
A Jersey Shore Drinking Game in which the participants take 1 shot every commercial break during an episode of The Jersey Shore. Commercial breaks are every 6-7 minutes typically.
Bryan: "I issue you a Jersey Shore Challenge!"
Josh: "Challenge accepted!"
Meathead1: "Bro I got so hammered last night"
Meathead2: "What'd you go to Karma?"
Meathead1: "Nah, it was a Jersey Shore Challenge night"
A small and very unnoticed town in north central new jersey that is full of pathetic jersey shore wannabes that love nothing more than to get stoned in the woods behind peoples houses while avoiding the the long hill police force that has nothing better to do than harass teenagers, pull people over, and just be general dumbasses. People in long hill also think they're ghetto, and they throw their "gang" sign constantly without realizing that if they do that in front of the wrong people, they will get their asses beaten to a pulp. All of this causes neighboring towns to laugh and make fun of long hill kids, while calling their town names like Bong Hill.
"yo dude lets go to long hill township, new jersey!"
"no way man, theres nothing to do in that town and all the kids there are complete douchbag tools. lets go to a place where we can actually have fun, like summit or madison"
"good idea! then we won't have to worry about being harassed by their bullshit police department!"
When someone gets a facial and their spray tan runs off with it.
I only realized her tan was fake after I witnessed the Jersey Facial
To go from the farthest most left/right lane to the other side of a 3+ lane road
This bastard just pulled a new jersey drift.
When someone goes across a 3 or more lane street in one go without turning on your blinker.
This bastard just pulled a New Jersey Drift.
Dapping or handshake style originated in New Jersey, primarily North NJ. Consists of one party holding out their pointer and ring finger (silent wolf style), and the other party grasping those two fingers with their pinkies, as if they were milking a cow.