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The feeling of creepiness emitted by Jesus Christ.
Little Church Boy: Wow Jesus, you really must have been popular!
Jesus: *stares*
Little Church Boy: uhhh your giving me the hebe-jesus
Jesus: *stares intensely*
Brother Jesus is a one in a life time huy, if you see him he will bless you with a better life style, you will get more friends and better grades. Brother Jesus will always support you as long as you know de wey, so if you meet Brother Jesus be proud... you could also become a Brother Jesus by bludgeoning someone in a Fortnite game with a Brother Jesus
hey jonas is a brother jesus and has a ps4 fortnite account named: Smash-FACE-1313
The guy who always gets stuck with the fat chick in a group. A messiah for overweight women.
Looks like Fat Jesus got himself a hippo this time.
A stupid Christian look as to where people smile in a smug way knowing they are going to heaven and you're going to hell.
Atheist 1: Hey, did you see the picture of Katie on her facebook profile?
Atheist 2: Yeah, she has that stupid Jesus grin all over her face!
asian with dreads, not necessarily christian
Damn, that asian jesus rocks the dreads like marley never could.
A person who preaches about their god Jesus to anyone and everyone for no apparent reason. They participate in a "club" to reaffirm that they are good people. They don't show people how their god is good they just expect you to understand. These people are not well liked because they do not understand people very well, maybe a psychology or sociology class would help but that to their religion is "devil-cotruption". They are a militant group proved to be dangerous. Look up Crusades under scholary works by reputable Universitys. Usally young people that don't know anything about what life is.
Jesus freak: I love god and he has done more for me than anyone can!
a non-jesus freak: Nobody cares that you love god.
Sex so hard and fast that it could only have been Jesus who snuck up and did it.
The sneaky jesus here is unbelievable!