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halo job

When a woman gives a blow job while her male partner plays some form of video game.

Dude the other day i got a halo job, while on xbox live. I totally pwned this one nub while i cam in my girlfriends mouth, best thursday ever

by fakename124816 May 10, 2010

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Job Shame

Condemning someone for working a lesser job, waitress, cashier, etc.

Ross job shamed Rachel as "just a waitress" when deciding whether or not to date her.

by Brook Byrnes May 22, 2015

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Scissor Job

A scissor job or a SJ is a sexual term referencing when two girls scissor and a guy puts his dick in between and instead of the back and forth motion they go up and down on the penis. This task is not easily accomplished, but if done, great pleasure will be provided.

Bro, last night I got a scissor job at this party from these two bi chicks!

by mrmacgee June 3, 2011

18πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Beard job

Sexual stimulation of a persons genetalia using facial hair. Most ofently it would be done by wrapping a man beard around a penis, stroking it with the beard

Dude, i was at a gaybar last friday and went home with some biker guy, he gave me the best beard job ever

by GillesBΓ‘thory April 23, 2009

15πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


lube job

The act of lubricating a vagina with semen.

I gave your momma a lube job this morning before I went to work.

by dbookerman March 15, 2011

42πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


job corps

Job corps is a magical place where everyone get along amd the staff are kind and never unfair or abusive. its pure heavan. the food is great and the campus is clean and tidy with constant cleaning crews keeping the campus beautiful.

If you want to be treated like a five year old on a daily bases and be verbally abused by the staff this is a place for you... everything you have seen on tv about job corps is completly false and sugar coated... this a place of mental torture.. full of unfriendly black ass-hole wanna be or former gangsters that will literaly jump you or threaten you for a NEWPORT cigarette... just wait until I really get started, the head staff are xactly the same way described the students unfriendly balck ghetto ass-holes who are full of themselves and more ignorent then a donkey, dont call me racict because im not im only pointing out the truth.. sure there are some respectible blacks here (very rare) they ususally get harrased by the other idiot blacks to join them and fight the white man.. and wait till i start talking about the white kids. A bunch of retardes whose soul purpose of living is myspace... ah job corps a place full of your typical 16-24 year old sexually deprived morons... a friend of mine got so frusterated with the staff and the black students always givving him hell for being a cripple that he self termenated from the center and later comitted suicide... THANK YOU JOB CORPS!!! YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULY DESTROYED ANOTHER POOR KIDS LIFE

DONT GO TO JOB CORPS

job corps

by former job corps student June 17, 2009

132πŸ‘ 121πŸ‘Ž


balloon job

Inflating the foreskin - possible only for an uncircumcised man. (Air should not be forced down the urethra, and on no account should high-pressure air supplies be used.)

"giz a balloon job"
"i corr, my compressor is knackered"

by Manpanzee February 6, 2006

16πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž