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A sex position where the female is put in the walls of jericho and brutally pounded
“bro did you hear? he put her in The Johnson last night”
A cult of boofers who hit the j and work out all day, they judge fellow members and the leaders suck each other off
The Johnson's hate on each other but suck each other off at the same time!
'Pencil Johnson' is a new term that surfaced on the streets of Las Vegas, and it means: Shoving a crack pipe down your scrotum.
"Yo man I just Pencil Johnson'd myself last night, that shit was lit" - Some crack user.
A way for people to name someone that has a large penis without saying so outright
"Hey girl, how wqs SGT. Johnson last night?"
A person who is the best at everything they does and has unlimited rizz
A raunchy johnson, otherwise known as "cock coiling", is when you take another man's growth, and give it an indian burn. Place both hands on his dick, and twist hard in opposite directions. After twisting his junk enough, he will then collapse in sheer euphoria. Rumor has it this is named after Dwayne the Rock Johnson and his furious sexual appetite.
Me: My girlfriend came over yesterday.
Juarez: Oh yeah? Did she give you a raunchy johnson?
Me: Yeah, my dick felt like it was gonna split in half.
"oh wow johnny, micah johnson sure does smell like a dumpster"