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"Today is national eat ass day because it is July 8, you know what that means
send your girlfriend a pic of your pnis
Jane: Hey you know what day it is? july 8
Mark: Yea, fine *sends a pic of his pnis*
You:" wtf are you doing?"
Me:" oh its july 8 so it's also kamii day, gotta praise my lord"
He is a playboy and a lying character, he doesn't know how to eat, sleep, he is the worst boy
He : How you correct all girls
He : because i born in july 8
(1) noun National "beat the shit out of your friend day" | (2) verb the act of beating the shit out of somebody.
Jacob: I can't wait for July 8!
Rusty: I am going to July 8 the hell out of Alex
National "boyfriend plays game and cuddles with you sometimes" day
It's the July 29th?! Babe nooo!
July 29th is national show your bf your boobs day
Oh it's July 29th, I gotta show my bf my boobies