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when two people get in a fight and one guy slaps the other and defeats him with instantly or with only barely any punches.
Person 1: Woah Dude! Did you see that? He just knocked him out with only two punches!
Person 2: Man that was a quick fight. That guy really has a horses knuckle!
Historically, a condition where one's finger joints are severely enlarged, particularly the proximal interphalangeal joint (middle knuckle). The term is thought to originate from Queen Victoria's preference for the condition when choosing her bath valets. Today, it generally refers to the middle knuckle of the middle finger.
My bath valet filled the bath to a depth just shy of a queen's knuckle, and then my bath valet furiously pleasured me.
When you take a pile of shit and your hand brushes the top of it while wiping
I took a massive shit yesterday, it was a real knuckle duster
I'm washing my hands, dusted those knuckles pretty good just now
A carpel-tunnel like disability that is caused after driving for a long amount of time with your hands tightly gripping the wheel.
I've been driving for like 19 hours now and my hands hurt, I think I'm getting steering knuckle.
when a man or a woman is sitting on the toilet and they start to finger there asshole and they dip there knuckles in the toilet bowl water
"what took so long in the bathroom?"
"I was about half a finger in and I had to stop"
"why? you get wet knuckles?"
"yea"
DO NOT TOUCH THAT FUCKING SANDWICH OR ELSE KNUCKLES WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT
DONT TOUCH KNUCKLES' SANDWICH OR ELSE
A two player game in which participant 1 offers an opening (usually the anus) and participant 2 tries to effectively hide their knuckles from participant number 1. This game is classically played and adored by uncles everywhere.
Do you remember when Uncle Frank took us out behind the shed and played hide the knuckles with us? And then would tell us not to tell our mom?
Yes!! He was so good at that game!!