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n. A transvestite or cross-dresser.
"That's no woman. That's more than a woman. THAT is a three-legged princess."
the act of ejactulating on a girls face, then covering her face in flour, then finally stomping on her foot.
i was out at a party with joe, and gave this chick a one legged ghost in the bathroom.
Get some sex from a female. This isn't up for debate, the term has been around for a long time and it's in the dictionary. No it's not "legs" plural, just leg. Leg is a euphemism just like "get some ass" where leg and ass are the stand in for vagina. To have sex. Women sometimes use the phrase to, because they think it's cute to use men's phrases.
"You´ll get some leg tonight for sure! Tell us how you do! " ~ Van Halen, from "Unchained"
When someone driving a car attempts to spin the drive wheels, creating smoke and tire marks (a.k.a. "burnout") but their car has an open differential, so only one wheel spins and the other wheel does nothing.
Bro 1 Did you see Jimmy's peg-leg burnout yesterday?
Bro 2 No but he did it when we were leaving Arby's last week, I bet his right rear tire has no tread left on it.
Bro 1 I tried to tell him he needs an LSD but he said he doesn't do drugs.
Bro 2 What a tool.
The two legged snail is a sexual act in which the women climbs on top of the mans face while he sexually eats her. The man then forces the women to curl up into a ball while he is still eating her, thus resembling a two legged snail
"Mommy mommy I saw a monster"
"Don't worry honey you're daddy and I were just pretending to be a two legged snail"
man your breath smells like you were munchin' on some two legged tuna last night
Something that you are very proud of, but no other person is impressed by, often an accomplishment, story, or item. The definition stems from the movie, "The Christmas Story" where Ralphie's father is extremly proud of his major award ( a lamp in the shape of a woman's leg), but no one is impressed as he is.
Person 1: My dad tells everyone that he was in the audience for Letterman, he doesn't realize that people don't care.
Person 2: Yeah I noticed, it's his leg lamp in the window.