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when giving someone anal you proceed to step/break her ankle, this causes her to limp or hop on one leg. next, you shoot a "mighty,mighty" load into one of her eyes. this in turn causes her to cover an eye making her a one legged pirate.
My bitchy girlfriend wouldn't take my package the right way, so i made her uglier than she already is with the one legged pirate.
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the act of ejactulating on a girls face, then covering her face in flour, then finally stomping on her foot.
i was out at a party with joe, and gave this chick a one legged ghost in the bathroom.
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Get some sex from a female. This isn't up for debate, the term has been around for a long time and it's in the dictionary. No it's not "legs" plural, just leg. Leg is a euphemism just like "get some ass" where leg and ass are the stand in for vagina. To have sex. Women sometimes use the phrase to, because they think it's cute to use men's phrases.
"You´ll get some leg tonight for sure! Tell us how you do! " ~ Van Halen, from "Unchained"
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n. A transvestite or cross-dresser.
"That's no woman. That's more than a woman. THAT is a three-legged princess."
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Something that you are very proud of, but no other person is impressed by, often an accomplishment, story, or item. The definition stems from the movie, "The Christmas Story" where Ralphie's father is extremly proud of his major award ( a lamp in the shape of a woman's leg), but no one is impressed as he is.
Person 1: My dad tells everyone that he was in the audience for Letterman, he doesn't realize that people don't care.
Person 2: Yeah I noticed, it's his leg lamp in the window.
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man your breath smells like you were munchin' on some two legged tuna last night
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When someone driving a car attempts to spin the drive wheels, creating smoke and tire marks (a.k.a. "burnout") but their car has an open differential, so only one wheel spins and the other wheel does nothing.
Bro 1 Did you see Jimmy's peg-leg burnout yesterday?
Bro 2 No but he did it when we were leaving Arby's last week, I bet his right rear tire has no tread left on it.
Bro 1 I tried to tell him he needs an LSD but he said he doesn't do drugs.
Bro 2 What a tool.
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