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An expression, depicting the desire for progression to another task, derived from the recent viral video war between Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon as facilitated by Kimmel's girlfriend Sarah Silverman.
"Halo 3's played out. Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon."
"Sure. Wait? What the f*ck did you just say?"
,or,
Dude, you're always skipping from one thing to the next. For once could you just hold on to the guitar and NOT f*ck Matt Damon!
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Saying after prayer in floribama shore, used to thank the lord for the meal they are about to receive
Thank you lord for blessing us with this food, good food good meat good god let’s eat
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What you tell your bitch to do in the bedroom
She undressed like a stripper in front of me I couldn't stop these words
“Come here baby Let me fuck that tight pussy”
She responded almost instantly saying
“Lick it up daddy”
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The people not letting my submissions go through Fuck off
The people not letting my submissions go through Fuck off
Let me just help you out here *Takes a kid and throws him in the back of the van*
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When a man gets his other half over-excited that he feels it necessary to skip foreplay and go straight for intercourse
He said to his lady " Aye it's "2 wet 4 paddlin' ...let's go swimmin''"
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Something you say when you realise you've said something really stupid, usually in an argument, in order to try and save face and make out that what you said is in fact obscurely witty.
Person one: Lol fag!
Person two: No u!
Person one: Make me!
Person two: ?????
Person one: I'll let you ponder over that one for a bit
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