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Something you install in your house if you want your life to be harder.
Fuck, my wife just installed automatic light switches.
Americas light beer or Americas best tasting beer. A beer for the real man, the beer almost everyone drank before they were sissified and switched to Busch Light. The original beer of New Riegel, Ohio. A beer that goes good with hunting, fishing and working on your truck and farming or for that matter goes good with every day of the year. Busch Light drinkers act the part but Old Milwaukee light drinkers are the real men.
Sold by the 6 pack of tallboys for the ride home from a hard days work probably welding or a construction job. The 12 pack for the young man who is just figuring out party life and the 30 pack for the manliest of men you keep several of these chilled on hand at home and that 6 pack of tall boys you grabbed at the drive through on the way home from work gets you to them.
Bob: Got a fresh 30 of Old Milwaukee Light can you give me a hand working on the old ford this evening.
Anyone of Bobs friends: hell yeah I can!
When a swinger couple, or an otherwise cheating spouse puts out a subtle hint that their significant other isn't home and they are available to cheat.
Often used to let another cheating spouse know the coast is clear to sneak in a house and start bumping uglies for a quickie
Karen wanted to let Dan know she was ready for some dirty cheating sex so started leaving the porch light on when her husband was gone for work
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(Of Massachusetts origin, reference to sunrising on the seashore over Marblehead, Mass)
Sudden realization of the obvious, the “Ah-ha!” moment. Sometimes with a smack on your forehead gesture for emphasis.
“Well D’uh! Then light dawns on Marblehead!”
It means your basically f*cked. You can't do anything. Your stuck inside, like a vampire. Watching all your friends hang out in the sun where you can't. Your iching like hell and yeah you get the point.
Person 1: hey why can't that girl come outta her house. She's just there.
Person 2: oh yeah she has polymorphic light eruption. So basically she's a vampire.
Foreplay which entails oral sex for the woman who does not reciprocate for the man. Initially leaving him with blue balls.
Wow dude I cant believe Betty gave you the Red Light Run!
TLSB is basically a female that makes you think and feel as if they care about you, and as you get to know them they switch up on you for no reason, and leave without explanation. ...how rude...what a Light switch Bitch (TLSB for short)
The Light Switch Bitch TLSB for short is a female who switches up on you out of no where...
Her: “I can’t F*ck with you no more”
Him: “I gave you all my energy Danisha and all my time”
You’re friend: “dude just drop her, she’s a Light Switch Bitch anyways”