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A text message sent as a final act of desperation before accepting the person isn't interested in you
girl: He hasn't responded to me the past two weeks, but I'll send a hail mary text just to be sure
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a synonym for Marijuana in diffrent countries.
Person: Hey guys wanna drink some Mary Jane Holland with me?
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A pass made at someone in a last desperate attempt to win their heart
After repeated rejections, Ken made a hail Mary pass at Meghan who'd already told him she'd rather drink battery acid than go out with him. hail Mary, desperate attempt, forlorn effort, last ditch try
A secret, exclusive group of intelligent, very attractive young men who meet to drink alcohol, smoke high grade marijuana and ponder the meaning of life amongst other key philosophical matters which only they can decide upon how to fix using their own brand of pot head infused mayhem.
Last known members of this secret society were Gin Man, Captain Pot-head, Munch, Sketch, O.D, J.D, Stiffy, Dr. Green and part-time member O.D - 182.
They have also been known to have 'mad' freestyle rap 'skillz'.
(This exclusive man club is in no way affiliated with anything Spiderman related).
Man i was sooo hammered last night, but nothing compared to those guys from The Mary Jane Brothers.
Complete utter random-ness, Lightweight, Nicotine Fiend.
Squeezing somebody's nose at random.
Rambling about something that has nothing to do with the conversation being said.
Someone who can't hold their alcohol, and snores.
Someone who needs a cigarrete every 2 fucking seconds.
Me: Hey Mary, I need the gate card to open up the gate.
Mary: HUH?!.. WHAT?!.. *snores*
Me: Um, Mary.. how you feeling right now?
Mary: HUHH?!... WHAAATS GOING ON?! *snores*
Mary: *1 hour later* *wakes up* MAN! I NEED A FUCKING CIGARETTE OR IMA KILL A BITCH!!!
Me: *pissed off* WTF, YOUR PULLING A MARY AGAIN!!!
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A girl who thinks she's so pretty and perfect; Girl version of Marty Stu.
Julia: omg girls, Alma is such a Mary Sue
Emma: I know right. She's the reason who Julian broke up with Ingrid
Sophie: Oh no, here she comes. Quick, act natural
Alma: Hi girls, like my hair? It's better than yours
Sophie (muttering): What a Mary Sue
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