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dammm you were like Matthew Thompson last night in bed
"Bro I saw Matthew yazbek giving dom pino a handy during Lunch yesterday"
Someone who continuously makes overarching generalizations and uses Facebook as their fact checker. Is also the biggest slacker in the work place.
Matthew Iraqi sucks ass.
my gorgeus fiancee who is an absolute dingo but i love him
" whos a cutie wootie" words of matthew george smith x
n. very close to the ground
Usually defined as short and annoying who, having no friends, often tries to fit in but gets looked over (quite literally). He is well and truly clapped.
"Where is Matthew Diamond?"
"Oh there he is, I nearly stepped on him!"
The belief in which you don’t believe in god because believing in god stops you from believing in yourself. Matthewism is named after Matthew Sidell, the philosopher behind the religion.
Matthew: why the fuck would you believe in god?!
Me: because good things must come from somewhere...?
Matthew: fuck you! Only you can make good stuff happen to yourself!
Me: now that’s a philosophy I can stand by!
Matthew: I’ll call it... matthewism!
To be an alpha chad and to strive hard to be the best
Incels should study the philosophy Matthewism