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michael phelps

The swimmer's whose face you see every five seconds while watching the olympics. Even if he's not currently swimming.

"Yes, while Nastia does her floor routine let's switch back to the water cube for a minute long interview about Michael Phelps' race that we just saw. Later we will also show his medal ceremonies, and his other 20 or so prelims, semifinals, finals, documentaries, and interviews...oh yeah and we'll also show 10-15 seconds of some other obviously less important sports..."

by pumpitUP67 August 15, 2008

17๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


michael bisping

A very talented fighter from England who won the TUF3 light heavyweight division. He currently fights in the Ufc.

Talker 1: Yo man, you gonna watch the michael bisping Vs Hamill fight?

Talker 2: oh yaa hamill will get killed.

by Joe XD August 17, 2007

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Michael Knight

Rhyming slang used when you have passed a high quality excreation. Rhyming with the word "shite". Not used for the general expression of "shite". The "shite" produced must be of a quality to require discussion with others. If you find the car in Kinght Rider cooler than Michael Knight you can use the word Kitt instead.

I have just done a Michael Knight.

by KeBaBubba January 3, 2011

18๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Michael Kors

The most amazing professional shoe desiger, often whose shoes sell at department stores such as NORDSTROM or Dillards.

Chelsea: OH SHIT! What brand are those shoes?! They're so beautiful, I'm having an eyegasm!

Anna: Uhhh MICHAEL by Michael Kors! =D

by Anna! =) November 27, 2009

70๐Ÿ‘ 62๐Ÿ‘Ž


michael vick

One of the best running quaterbacks in football history:

get's more rushing yards then most runningbacks

fast as shit and can juke out almost any body

"Yesterday Michal Vick rushed for 147 yards!"

by Andre January 17, 2005

179๐Ÿ‘ 176๐Ÿ‘Ž


Michael Bisping

Michael Bisping is an English mixed martial artist, Who got the worst decision in the history of the UFC at UFC 75 against Matt Hamill. A fight that Bisping clearly lost. He then went on too fight Rashad Evans at UFC 78 this time no gift decisions came his way and he rightly lost.
Realising he was in a tough weight class he made the wise decision to drop down a weight class to middleweight. Where he has fought three fairly easy fights. The best fighter he has actually beaten is Chris "The Cripple" Leben. Michael Bisping is currently shitting himself as he is now lined up to fight Dan Henderson at UfC 100 if he is lucky enough to survive and gets another gift decision he will then face Anderson Silva for the title. With the obvious exception of Hendo this is surely the easiest path anyone has had for a title shot in UFC history.

That guy just got beat up for 3 rounds, god I bet he is hoping for a Michael Bisping style decision

by Matt Hamill. June 4, 2009

155๐Ÿ‘ 151๐Ÿ‘Ž


Michael Jordan

The man that Lebron James will never be as good as

Miami fan " OMG lebron is the greatest ever!!"

Everyone else who watches basketball " No, just stfu, Michael Jordan is the greatest ever

by FP123 April 8, 2011

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