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while giving a woman a sensual foot masage u punch her in the vag
my boyfriend gave me a suprise mike tyson
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Having the capability of breaking the the laws of physics, in everything you do, in the most ironic way possible.
Mike D. Myers--Playing mini golf, getting the ball stuck on a hill, without a flat top.
when you have sex with a bitch who has one eye, is shaped like a circle, and has green hair.
Person 1: Damn he just did a Mike Wazowski Special on Olivia.
Person 2: what a fucking loser she is so ugly.
When your girl is fully satisfied from ridin the stallion
The computer guy at your company who is constantly horny, and generally clueless.
Girl, that Computer Guy Mike drunk texted me last night. What a fool!
Jhon Mike is a combination of English name Jhon and Mike. The word Jhon is someone who is dedicated yet delicate person, in terms of his attitude towards other people while on the other hand, Mike is someone who is innocent and nerdy one yet dangerous people. Querido is a latin or a spanish word which means Dear.
This name is rare because it is an english and spanish words combined to be one.
In conclusion, Jhon Mike Querido is someone you can't trust because they have a hidden characteristics which hard to understand and generate their real persona.
Jhon Mike Querido is innocent but he has a bad evil.
A opp some call a gay nigga sometimes but mainly a broke nigga think he a badass but he just a big booty bitch ass -North gaston community