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Has to be the funniest guy i know, Been loving this little mister for two years, Lovable in every way possible. Best friend forever, Great at making people smile, always has something perverted to say. Picks on people, lol. Never picks up his phone. Says he'll call but never does. Nice!, If he has something to say he'll just down right say it, even if its mean and hurtful at least its the truth.
girl one: Woah! did you meet that new guy?
Girl two: Hell yeah, he was such a cookie monster!
Girl one: I know, I want him as my Best Friend<3
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An unattractive male that thinks he is the finest brother on earth and that all women want him; also known as a pm
Oh my God, there goes another pretty monster!!!
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a hair that in on any type of clothing that is not attached to the body anymore
wearing a shirt an theres a hair on it, that not a part of u anymore or part of something eles thats a hair monster
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Masturbating. Flicking off. Jerkin' off. Fucking yourself. Whatever you call it
After seeing that hot girl I did the Monster Mash
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I ain't givin' up my cookie monster to that ugly bastard.
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a promiscuous woman who is dangerous to date long-term or marry because she has extreme emotional baggage and a first-class attitude.
Men, beware of these hose monsters who look pretty now because you'll regret it later when you marry her.
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Were a gay person sucks a mans dick very hard.
hah u suck you are a willy monster.
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