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Italian guy with one eye who shits on faces , spreading it all over with his cock, while screaming Yaaaaarrrr Matey as he puts his cock in the girls mouth.
Mike: I totally Italian mud pirated that girl last night, she was upset about the corn on the cob I ate earlier.
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A variant of the reverse titty fuck, done with the shirt left on the receiving team. While titty fucking backwards using her shirt to contain your erect purple headed warrior and it's payoff, you rub your shitty brown eye on her neck leaving her a bow tie.
After trying all night to talk Tonya out of some nookie, Carlos tied her up and gave her the ol mud bug and shit.
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Taking a shit and flinging it at your partner from across the room while masturbating.
The band Puddle of Mudd derived their name from this move.
My girlfriend loves Mississippi Mud Pie's, because she can even get them when she's on her period.
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When a person is performing anal sex with a woman/man and that woman/man defecates on the penis of the performer, the performer then pulls out and flips the feces into the air and catches it with their mouth.
Becky is so hot, I would love to give her an Ohio Mud Flipper
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When a statement is misheard between two or more inebriated individuals resulting in one thinking the other said something completely different.
Initially derived when one drunk individual misheard another and thought he said mud cake tuna. After finding no reference to Mud Cake Tuna on the internet, a definition was derived based on what had happened. Essentially resulting in the Mud Cake Tuna that happened creating the phrase and definition simultaneously.
Person 1: What are those monkey's doing?
Person 2: Did you say "mud cake tuna"?
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When you finger a girl's anus and then finger a different girl's vagina without washing your finger in between.
Stacy has a UTI from Polish mud wrestling.
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Colloquial term for taking a dump.
I really have to pop, so I will be summoning the mud dragon.
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