muffin top

Well, everyone knows that the top of the muffin is the best, so if someone calls you a muffin top, it means you're the best!

"Oh my God! Look at that muffin top!"
"Why, I am honored!"

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Fag Muffin

1.anyone who really annoys you or just acts stupid

2.an insult most of the time used between two friends who pick at each other; derived from someone who is usually cool but is at the time, acting stupid.

Dwayne: Man, usually your really cool, but you are really bein a fag muffin.

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Dutch Muffin

The sexual act of shoving a hardened, compact, or concentrated ball of shit down your partner's throat. (Dutch Muffins can also be inserted in the rectum or vagina)

Oh yea! Shove that Dutch muffin up their!

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Fart Muffin

When you fart so hard that a little bit of poo pokes out of your butthole.

Guy 1: I heard you had a fart muffin at the club the other day...are you alright?
Guy 2: I think I'll be okay. Stephanie still hasn't called me back, man I regret that tacobell.

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wiggle muffin

A vagina. Usualy refering to a wonam who knows how to "work it"

A muffin that is unstable thus causing wobbling.

Damn that bitch i fucked was a wiggle muffin!

Want to eat some fresh blueberry wiggle muffins?

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chuck-muffin

noun
(see chuck)
A woman you are willing to sacrifice a mere five minutes to 'chuck' over (i.e. masturbate)

"Jade Chester's a real chuck-muffin!"
"I'd like to feast on that chuck-muffin!"
"This muffin's absorbing valuable chuck-time!"

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Pube Muffin

1. Any baked product that someone has mixed in or sprinkled their pubes onto.

2. A very hairy scrotum or vagina

3. Synonomous with asshole (person)

*gag* Oh fuck this is a pube muffin!

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