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Jersey Jandal

when someone poops on someone else's foot

Many people use a jersey jandal as an alternative to urine in order to cure jellyfish stings.

by AMILLSGGB June 14, 2010


Jersey City Carwash

Taking a dump immediately after taking a shower.

Like getting your car cleaned, and immediately having a Jersey City bum throw a bag of shit on your car as you leave. Also, if a flock of birds drop shits on your car after it was washed.

After a nice long hot shower, I was livid when my stomach started rumbling and I knew I was about to have to take a Jersey City Carwash.

by Getfighted138 January 19, 2022


New Jersey Cheesecake

Noun describing the fetish of having feces rubbed on your face with male semen on top.

Last night we had the most intimate moment that ended with a New Jersey cheesecake.

by DirtyJersey7689 February 23, 2023


new jersey whiteout

When one sucks the cum out of another and spits it onto their face.

You gave Jon a New Jersey Whiteout? I feel bad for you.

by Disgusting Gremlin Jon January 31, 2021


get me a jersey

Get me a Badd bitch

I might just go ahead and get me a Jersey real quick.

by Summeri October 19, 2023


ShadowMan of New Jersey Parkway Wooded areas

He’s a shadow man who haunts the surrounding areas of Holly Parkway and Laurel Lane in Williamstown, New Jersey he is described too have no facial features but he does wear a slenderman type suit and he likes too hide behind trees and spook visitors with footsteps and growls. He is considered a demonic entity. He typically hides from aware children but is somewhat open too ghost hunters.

That’s ShadowMan of New Jersey Parkway Wooded areas

The who?

The ShadowMan of New Jersey Parkway Wooded areas he haunts the area

by I play Skyrim September 8, 2023


The Jersey Puff

When a Jersey Guido feels intimidated by another man. He puffs up his body spreading his arms wide to appear bigger than he is. Much like a blow fish. This usually occurs after he has been drinking and his girl has the wandering eye.

Man! did you see the that Skinny guy do the jersey puff when his girl was eyeballing me?

by Jpants34 June 5, 2011