kiss me through the phone

So basically Kiss me throuh the phone is song lyrics from the song " kiss me through the phone" :p by SouljaBoyTell'em and Sammie.

Phone: ring ring

Girl: hello?
Boy: hey baby, i just want you to kiss me through the phone.

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all you need is a phone

What one says when someone else is leaving, but they don't need anything. The "phone" means that they may carry a cell phone in case the mother is wondering about the son or daughter.

Blonde Chicken: "What will I need to bring with me?"
Mom: "Don't worry. All you need is a phone!"

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loose cell phone drunk

When you get so hammered that you are practically guaranteed not to come home with your cell phone

I have to buy a new iPhone today, I got "loose cell phone drunk" last night

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Cell Phone Self Own

1) When your phone's autocorrect absolutely savages you.

2) When you are texting in bed and accidently drop your cellphone on your face.

"Yo, I want some dick

Some duck* ... Shit"

"Lmao, cell phone self own"

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Blow Up My Phone

A website that lets you fake incoming calls and text messages to your phone.

Incoming call from Blow up my phone will increase your popularity and make you look cool.

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Poor Man's Jesus Phone

the coolest way to say "ipod touch"

-DUDE! You got a Jesus Phone?
-Nah, I got the Poor Man's Jesus Phone

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I got 2 PHONES

This is a meme that has recently surfaced a side of tiktok as of Early Sept 2023

This Meme makes use of the song "2 Phones" By Kevin Gates by having a clip of a video (Usually of Women who are Misanderists making fun or saying horrible stuff to or about men) before suddenly cutting to a montage of various pictures of Anime characters wearing what is considered to be "Drippy" clothing.

Most of the time, People often use edited pictures of Characters from the "Dragon Ball" anime and manga series however there are instances that other anime characters from shows like "Naruto" or "One Piece" are used.

There have been many variations of said meme such as a version where the person is speaking in "Posh English" with classical music playing in the background

However altho making fun of Misanderists is its main use, some have unfortunately used it to harass and make fun of LGBTQ+ members openly talking about their experiences and such however this is only a small percentage of the use

"I hate men, they should all di-"
*suddenly vid cuts to dripped out goku and vegeta*
"I got 2 PHONES"

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