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The experience of something being goated
Bro that anime was straight goatness
The experience of something goated
bro that anime was straight goatness
A large mammal that lives manly in Africa that eats almost anything. Mostly just an elephant.
Yo dude, did you see that safari goat eat that pumpkin!
When someone loses miserably in an argument
Me and Jeff and he ended up telling a total goat story.
When a customer of yours is cranky, nasty, mean, crab apple, jelly bean. When you don't want to be mean but want to say something that your coworkers will understand and not offend the customer.
Excuse me, we have GOAT MOOT over here on checkstand 5. Need assistance and vodka, stat. SOS.
when a penis floats in a body of water (usually a bathtub)
"yeah man I was taking a bath yesterday and I had a floaty goat"
When a woman forces a males beard inside of her hoohaa to stimulate her squirter to poroxide the man hair to claim him as her "billy goat " hence being billy goated
"I billy goated my husband now I own him "