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A vagina which clasps around your dick, right before you cum, so that you have to nut inside of it. Your dick also begins to get digested by the vagina after a short time.
Quin: hey, I heard you got stuck in a penis flytrap the other day.
Drew: yeah, it was crazy. I had to knock that bitch out and tease her pussy lips open so I could free my dick.
Quin: wow, that's scary...
Drew: but, I still finished.
Quin: nice
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The stage after Blue Balls.
"Oh man, its been so long since I got laid I've gone from Blue Balls to Purple Penis"
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An astronomical band of penile organs congregated in a confined area fighting for the rights of vaginal penetration.
Me and my buds joined the penis parade.
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A device that enlarges the penis.
Originated from SNL Celebrity Jeopardy - Episode 6. In the episode, Sean Connery misread the category "The Pen is Mightier" and understood it for "The Penis Mightier."
Sean Connery: I've got to ask you... about The Penis Mightier.
Alex Trebek: No no no no no no, that's The Pen is Mightier
Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want Trebek. What matters is, Does it work? Will it really mighty my penis man??
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A device used to enlarge the penis. Pumping the handle will remove air to create a vacuum in the pump. This will only enlarge your penis temporarily. If used obsesivly it will stretch the skin on the penis but not lengthen it, your skin will sag off of your penis
Some guys like to use penis pumps in the bedroom
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When you have a huge penis
Last night your mom told me thatI have a HUGE PENIS
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a term used in connection with internet-related boasting or toughguy-ness. The more one boasts the larger his e-penis can be said to be. The term is a mildly insulting comparison of one's unconfirmable boasts with individuals' boasts of their penile length
InternetDude01: I dont care if they were Hells Angels. I would have fucking fucked up all of them...baseball bat to the knees, then pepper-spray to the eyes when theyre on the ground...
InternetDude02: Wow, your e-penis must be at least a meter long...
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