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In the fanfic realm, refers lovingly and respectfully to a fanfic author's Beta.
Eternal gratitude to my Crash Test Yummy "bestbeta," without whom this ficcie wouldn't be so awesome.
A fake cough let out when one is told to be completely silent.
Teacher: I'm going to go copy a couple of papers if i hear one sound you're all getting written up.
student 1: *cough* *cough*
student 2: stop with the test coughs I don't wanna be written up
Try clicking refresh button, you will see a result
Stupid test it's very easy once you know...
When your gay
I love a jolly old smack the testes
Making porn in a movie theatre.
I'm Hollywood Screen Testing in a theatre right now.
Swallowing male sperm with yeast infection
My friend went yogurt testing and nearly vomited.
When you're on Tinder or another dating app and you think that you you're talking to a bot, so you message them "I AM GROOT!". If it's a bot then they will get super confused and send a generic message and if they're actually real and get the reference then they hopefully wont unmatch you.
Named after the character Groot from Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy series, who can only say "I AM GROOT". Kinda like a pokémon.
Match: Hey there, whats up?
Me: I AM GROOT!
Match: Thats so cool! Hey, follow me on my instagram, definitelynotabot21103.
Me: yeah, you failed the Groot Test.
*unmatches