Sally: this race is going to suck today, its too cold!
Me: Rule Number 5 sally! come on.
Sally: Youre right, we got this. It's been worse.
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a pretty bitch shining like a diamond...glistening a bad bitch that turns heads not only does she turns head but she also breaks necks...
5 star chiqq:when a bitch laughing at you just laugh and call em"trashy"because they just made because they can't knock your hustle ..they aint got what you got and they most definitely can't be you..meaning 1 of a kind if i shall say5 starr chiqq
5star chiqq tdiamond is 1 bad bitch she more
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A scale used to amaze and confuse stoners and otherwise slow people.
Person 1: Dude, on a 5 to 3 scale, how high are you right now?
Person 2: .....WHAT?!
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a BAND (not boyband cuz they play instruments) consisting of 4 australian 16-18 year olds. THEY ARE SEX GODS!!!! Their names are Luke Hemmings (vocals, guitar), Calum Hood (vocals, bass guitar), Michael Clifford (guitar, vocals), and Ashton Irwin (drums, guitar). They are as hot as frickin Tartarus, and their accents alone can just blow up your ovaries. Then their singing, oh my gods. Their singing is shamazing. Think of one of the best bands that all sing ever, then multiply that awesomeness by 1000. Yup, that good. they're commonly known as 5SOS.
"Did you hear the australian dudes that sing Try Hard"
"Omg yes!!!! 5 Seconds Of Summer is like the best band ever! Luke is sooo........."
They continue to fangirl till they die.
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The type of person that you are simply sleeping with yet thinks that youโre legitimately together. Becomes friends with all of your friends, assumes the role of your bf/gf, likes every single comment left on your Facebook/Instagram and leaves a comment on every post so their territory is marked all over social media with the intentions of convincing everyone else youโre together and making sure it is known that theyโve been to your home multiple times, they know your dog, your mom, all of your friends, exes, uncles, brothers, sisters, 2nd cousins, etc.
Pretends to want to keep it โcasualโ, yet continuously โforgettingโ items at your house until they accumulate and theyโve suddenly moved in with you.
โBro, that chick is a stage-5 clinger, my friend hooked up with her once and she moved in the next dayโ
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Undercover policewoman dressed as a prostitute. From ho short form of whore, and 5-0 slang for police.
Girl walking up to car: Hey big boy, you want a good time?
Guy in car: Mos definitely, how much green you askin? I got a fitty right here girl...
Girl: Yeah? Well tonight's not your lucky night buster'cos I'm a cop and you're under arrest.
Guy: Damn ho 5-0!
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A socially accepted rule that states a piece of food or edible meterial can safely be eaten if it is dropped on the ground for no more than five seconds.
The kitchen procedures (modified 60 second rule) of the San Remo Hotel in Las Vegas, NV.
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