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Janitor type of guy who stands around with a mop and a bucket in the back of the adult bookstores listening intently for men who are orgasming in the private booths watching sex videos. As soon as he hears a few squirts he gets his mop ready and after the man exits the private booth he starts doing his job. That is, mopping up the jizz that’s hopefully contained to just on the floor and not on any of the walls.
I used to be a high-powered attorney. Now I’ve been reduced to being a jizz mopper in an adult bookstore.
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goo jizz is a new kind of free jazz, only with semen instead of musical instruments
wow, babe, that goo jizz sure is groovy!
Another name for lactating tiddies.
Jessie-Man my kid just won't stop begging for Tiddi Jizz.
Sarah-I know that feeling, just gotta get over it.
popular sentence said by chammaks to baddies to try to rizz them but usually(always) fails, this sentence is also common among the rizzlers
i got rizz i got jizz what you want?
The neck jizz refers to a subcategory of the strong pull-out game. It is a form of male ejaculation that may occur when you hit it from the back. Thereby, the jizz shoots out so paranormally strong, it accidentally lands on the neck instead of the booty.
"So how was your booty call with Dr. Baby?"
"Damn girl, he pulled out from behind and came so hard - it all landed on my neck."
"Holy fuck, I guess you received a classical neck jizz".
What you give your slam pig after a night of hogging.
Me and Pedro were out all night hogging and had to give these slam pigs all this slam jizz.
Jizz boy syndrome is a rare form of dementia, where delusions form before complete memory loss.
Delusions include but are not limited to:
An irrational fear of school boys sporting a school uniform, a misplaced confidence in the belief that feelings don't influence thought patterns, and not believing in the proper definitions of words.
As this disease progresses, memory loss can be seen in the following:
forgetting what they said moments earlier, and an inability to comprehend what they said once it is repeated back to them.
Nearer the end of this disease, the sufferer will become irate and start slurring hateful words at those trying to help, and also spamming/blocking relatives and loved ones.
Gary's Jizz Boy syndrome has progressed to end stage. I know this because he now "argues" like a vegan.