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What bird fanatics drink between rounds of Hawk-ey
"Show me your moves!"
"FALCON PUNCH"
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falcon punch is the act of forcefully shoving your fist into the anus of something
Shouting falcon punch is optional but suggested
"Hey Billy get over here"
"yeah what?"
"go falcon punch that cow"
".... FALCON PUNCH"
MOOOOOOOOO
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F punching is where your girl is laying/sitting down with their legs spread,while your girl is tricked thinking your about to finger her you go full force with a punch and scream"FALCOOO PUUUUNCH"
Friend:Hey what did you do to your girlfriend yesterday?
Guy:Oh instead of fingering her I gave her a "F punch".
Friend: so how did she react?
Guy:She left me.....
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my friend's cat fights with a stuffed bear. First he's all lovey with it, then while he's making with the sweet, sweet love (huggin with top paws and licking with tongue), he pulls up his two feet and begins pummelling the stuffed bear with his two lower paws (a la Kangaroo from Bugs Bunny & tweety show). It's the funniest shit ever.
I was making sweet, sweet love to my friend's mom, then I put my two feet between us and kangaroo punched her in the gut, like a sucker.
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Get the hell out of here, it sucks
Johnny punched-out of the dorm.
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The act of having your partner drink juice approximately 15 mins before sex, so that sometime during sex they really have to pee. Then, right as you orgasm, punch them in the kidneys so that they immediately piss blood.
Dude, I hooked up with my Gwen last night and gave her a Hawiian punch!
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punching yourself or someone else in the face. Making it highly amusing and entertaining.
1. "cause now I see your face punch, punch"
2. "I just need someone to face punch me and I'll realize that I'm being an idiot."
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