A sad man

When sultan try’s to be cool but fails

wow sultan ur such a sad man

sad tea

Believed to be coffee

I have to drink my sad tea everyday in the morning

You’re fucking sad.

A way to describe someone who is pathetic.

“Gyatt.”
“You’re fucking sad.”

Sad sally

A person who is sad, but calling them a name that starts with the same letter. Similar to a Debbie downer or a nice Nancy.

She is being a real sad sally today.

sad charlie

A peanut butter and honey sandwich with soggy bread and liquid honey

"I'm going to go home and have a sad Charlie for lunch

So sad

only applicable if used by Emily and Gianna.

Used when Diane separates Emily and Gianna at work. While crying, Emily and Gianna solemnly say “so sad.”

So sad

What those kindergarten teachers say when you get in trouble.

The teacher was admonishing the student after he was asked to sit in the corner. She finished with her signature "So sad."