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Self circumsition

When you masturbate without cutting your nails first and you cut your dick.

I jerked off last night and didn't cut my nails so I had a little self circumsition

by Jsummers33 December 20, 2016


Noah; Mr. Self Destruct

see Bitch; an unpleasant woman; the female of the dog or some other carnivore.

"Man I hope my boyfriend doesn't turn out to be like Noah; Mr. Self Destruct!"

by Daniel beefpiles December 15, 2006


National Your Past Self Day

On January Second is the National Your Past Self Day, it is simple, you just be your past self! (if you remember your past self.)

"Today is National Your Past Self Day!"

by JustMoonlight. July 18, 2023


Self Nepotism

Self nepotism would be giving yourself a new role because of your power. Declaring myself the king of my bedroom would be self nepotism.
A specific kind of "Narcissism with power"

credits to redcactus23_5211 for proper definition

'I hate my boss so much, he just appointed himself in charge of the department of Cheese making. We're a law firm. This is self nepotism to such an extreme degree'

by chrizzlerlol November 28, 2024


Self Healing

Being single to save up for Gucci

"Why aren't you hitting on other girls?" "I am in the process of "self healing""

by RBVS October 5, 2021


Jeremy's Self-esteem

Where is it, I can't find it anywhere, maybe your local band director made you lose all of this during a 2 hour practice session, but who really knows

What about that visual that Jerem'y neck snapped on
Oh yeah Jeremy always slouches now because that visual destroyed Jeremy's Self-esteem.
Oh yeah, you right

by hugglebuggle124 October 17, 2019


urban dic self absorption

That one social media trend where every fucking person you follow, posts their name and urban dictionary description to there name in there story and you just wanna die.

Did you see Daves urban dic self absorption? He's the type of person who will fight for the rights that he believes he deserves.

by gloi kiwi November 22, 2021